Lavina: Roan, do you have a poopy diaper? Roan: No, just a stinky butt. —– At the library, upon entering the bathroom, just before the door closes (loudly): Mama’s makin’ a stinky poo-poo! [NOT TRUE!] —– Roan, confronting the toilet: That’s the toilet. That’s the big, big toilet. I’m not a baby. I’m a big … Continue reading
Posted in November 2008 …
Recent Roanisms
Roan: I’m a good dancer! —— Roan: Mama, I fell. Lavina: Did you lose your footing? Roan: I lost my balance. Fell on my ear. Broke my ear. Broke it all to pieces. —– Roan: Mama, Dada’s sleeping. Mama: Yes, Dada is tired. Roan: He works all day long. Mama: Don’t pull Dada’s hair. Are … Continue reading
Raising Roan 