Lavina: Roan, do you have a poopy diaper?
Roan: No, just a stinky butt.
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At the library, upon entering the bathroom, just before the door closes (loudly): Mama’s makin’ a stinky poo-poo! [NOT TRUE!]
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Roan, confronting the toilet: That’s the toilet. That’s the big, big toilet. I’m not a baby. I’m a big boy. Dada, you’re not a baby. Mama and Dada go pee-pee and poo-poo!
Raising Roan 