Pacifier Wars

paci1Although paci time has been limited to naps and bedtime for the past year, it looks like the paci ain’t goin away anytime soon…

Lavina: Roan, will you please give Mama your paci? You’re all done sleeping.

Roan: I need my paci to see.

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Lavina: Roan, will you please give Mama your paci?

Roan: Not ready. Mama, set a timer.

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Lavina: Roan, you’re running around playing, you’re talking to me, and I can’t understand what you’re saying. A paci is only for sleeping. Will you please give Mama your paci?

Roan: [throwing himself flat on his belly on the floor, with his boo-ey (blanket) over his head] I’m sleeping!

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