Roan, trying on his Grandma’s first name on the way to see fireworks: Alphie, look at that crane!
Alphie (“Amma”): Yes, see the flag on the crane? It’s our country’s birthday!
Roan, suddenly very serious: One day I was going to work. A flag fell down and got stuck in my head!
Mama: That’s terrible! Did you have to go to the hospital?
Roan: No, I pulled it out. I put a new piece of head on my head, and it was good as new!
Raising Roan 