Roan’s 3 Yr Old Version of Swearing

Lavina: I think you owe me an apology.

Roan: I’m sorry Mama TOOT! (his word for “fart”)

Lavina: Please say sorry in a nice way.

Roan: I’m DASH sorry Mama DASH!

Lavina: Try again.

Roan (muffled by his hand over his mouth): I’m sthhorrry.

Lavina: I couldn’t hear you with your hand over your mouth.

Roan (screaming from the balcony): I’M SORRRRRRYYYYY!!!

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