Alphie: Roan, do you know what city you live in? Roan (confidently): The City of Paris!

Roan (pausing, while pretending to shoot a web from his palms): Mama, does Spiderman say, “oh man, this is sticking everywhere!” Does he need to clean it up?

Roan (opening the box to the game Connect Four): Mama, how about you put it together and I will read the directions. Lavina: Ok. Roan (“reading” the 2-sided page of rules and instructions, turning it upside down and right side up): Hmmm, why does everything have to be so difficult?

Lavina: Roan, are you cold? Roan: No. Lavina: Are you tired? Roan: No. I’m just confused. Lavina: What are you confused about? Roan: About me. Lavina: (getting up from table) Roan: Where are you going? Are you going to write that down?

Roan: Mama did you never eat this ice cream before? Lavina: No, not this kind. Roan: Well, I had it when I was a big fat man Dada.

Roan: One day I blew my horn so hard that my face caught on fire.

Roan: Mama’s gonna take me to Dr. Gopal and Dr. Gopal’s gonna check my heart and he’s gonna say, “I’m not sure what’s wrong with this kid.”

Roan (to his grandmother): The planet Earth is where me and Mama and Dada live. Where do you live, Amma?

Roan: Amma, is it going to be me and you?! Alphie: Yes, we’re going to spend the day together. Roan (trying to push Lavina out the door): Ok have a nice day Mama. Can you please go?

Roan (whining and screeching in the middle of our Rush song): Mama I want to play the guitar! You play the drums! Lavina: Please ask nice. Say, “mama can we please switch?” Roan: Mama, can we please shit?

Roan: Dada, don’t be so dramatic.