Roan (for no reason): Dada you are naughty. You’re a naughty Dada. You’re in BIG trouble.

Roan: Mama, I didn’t get your email. I lost my phone.

Casey: Roan, how was the park today? Were there lots of kids? Roan: No. Not even a mouse.

Lavina: Roan, can you help me unload the dishwasher? Roan: No. I don’t have any time.

Roan (shouting from the bathroom): Mama, I’m gonna make a whole family of poo-poo! Lavina (shouting with measured enthusiasm): Ok, that would be great!

Alphie: Roan, what happened to your toy house? Roan: I broke it. Alphie: Why did you break it? Roan: I didn’t take care of it. Alphie: If you don’t take care of your toys I won’t give you anymore. Roan (holding his Curious George doll): How about this – how about you buy me the … Continue reading →

Alphie: Did you have a good day at school? Roan: No. Alphie: Why not? Roan: I got lots of time-outs. Alphie: Why did you get lots of time-outs? Roan: Because I didn’t do my activities. Alphie: Why didn’t you do your activities? Roan: Because that’s the way it was and that’s the way it is.

Lavina: I love you Roan. Roan (sing-song-y): I don’t love you too! Lavina: What? You don’t love me? Roan: I only love Dada. Lavina: Aww, I feel so sad! Roan: Actually, I love both of you. I love Dada and Mama.

Roan: Ouch! Lavina: Did you burn your finger on the lamp again? Roan: You should turn that light off before I get into any more mischief. Case dismissed!