Roan: Mama, what happened? Lavina: I’m so excited my friend is going to have a baby! Roan: Is it going to be baby Jesus? Lavina: Hahaha, no. Roan: Is it going to be two babies? Lavina: Hmm, I don’t know!

Lavina: Roan, what are you doing with a 2nd cookie? Casey: He ate all his lunch. Lavina: He only gets 1 cookie for dessert. Roan (proceeding to jump on the bed, dropping cookie crumbs): Dada gave me 2 cookies and now it’s too late! Hahahahaha!

Lavina: Wow. Roan, how did you manage to do that puzzle so fast? Roan (very matter of fact): Well, because that’s what children do best.

Roan: No, I’m not acting grumpy! I’m just breaking the rules.

Roan: Dada, are C3PO and R2D2 bad guys? Casey: No, they’re good guys. Roan: Did you never see them on Facebook?

Roan: I didn’t want to take my picture with Santa Claus. I was a little jealous and a little scared.