Roan (announcing loudly to his Grandma upon answering the doorbell): Amma, I call my penis a “nudie!”

Roan: I need a napkin. I have peanut butter on my mustache.

Roan: ARRRRrrrggh! I have a scary voice! That means I’m Gene Simmons!

Lavina (looking at a photo album): Roan, look how cute you were when you were a baby! Roan: Awww, I’ll never forget that.