Lavina: Look at this award Dada got! It means he did a really good job at work. Roan: No time-outs?

Roan: Can I have breakfast in bed for Boys’ Day?

Roan: I popped an egg out from my butt, and it was a ducky. It got in there by accident.

Lavina (after Roan saw Justin Bieber on Oprah): Do you want to be a rock star some day and sing a song on stage? Roan: I just want to be in Kiss with my face painted. I want to be Gene Simmons.