Roan: I can’t wait to propose to the woman I’m gonna love. (Age 7)
Posted in July 2014 …
Family of Origin
Roan: I like [Grandma] being overprotective. It’s good for me. (Age 7)
Social Awareness
Roan (from the sidelines of a soccer game, when one of his teammates got hit in the face with the ball): Beep beep beep! Detecting high levels of geek! (Age 7)
Career Awareness
Roan: Dad, why didn’t you choose an easier job, like someone at an arcade? (Age 7)
Existential Awareness
Roan (to Mom): Would you please sit down and enjoy your life?
Diet and Lifestyle
Roan (after being told “no” to having candy before dinner): This is why people shouldn’t get married – because the moms are so terrible! (Age 7)
Diet and Lifestyle
Roan: Dad, the next time we go to Han Ah Reum, can we get cow’s tongue? Cow’s tongue is basically a cow’s tongue but it’s cut off so people can eat it. Dad: Uh, sure I’ll try it. Roan: Dad, you and I can eat it because we’re ogres. But mom can’t because she’s human. … Continue reading
Anatomical Awareness
Roan: Robots don’t have blood. Well, not much. (Age 7)
Emotional Awareness
Roan (playing his keyboard): I call this song “The Heart of Failure!” (Age 7)
Social Awareness
Roan: My girlfriend Alexa said she wants to stay home with the kids. Instead of being a ninja. Dad: She wants to be a stay-at-home mom? Roan: Yes. While I’m being a body builder. (Age 7)
Spiritual Awareness
Roan: No one actually knows what God looks like. I mean, they know he has a beard, but they don’t know anything else. (Age 7)
Raising Roan 