MOM: You can take my advice or leave it. I just don’t want to have to say later, “I told you so.” ROAN: You won’t have to say that because that’s mean, and the last time I checked you were nice. So let’s not change my opinion of you. Age 12

Roan: Luke and I have a strong relationship (contemplating on 1 month with new kitten, while drawing).

Roan: If I can’t put up with mom, how am I going to put up with my girlfriend? (After being asked to hold a purse, Age 10)

Roan (to Dad): I know I have failed you by asking this question, but what’s the name of the AC/DC song with the bagpipes? (Age 9)